You know, after teaching for a decade then spending the last 7+ years at home with my own 3 kids, I thought I had pretty much seen it all when it comes to bodily injuries on children...WRONG!!!
On the weekend, MacAttack hit Luke Skywalker at point blank range with a blow up pool floaty ring frisbee style (or nunchuck style....) right into his eye, cutting open his eyeball with the plastic edging bit around the outside of the ring. I didn't actually know that an eyeball can bleed -openly...
As this happened Saturday night at Adan's sister's house, where we were all gathered for her eldest daughter's 8th birthday celebrations, I just packed his eye with an ice-pack, dosed him with pain killers and took him home and put him to bed, hovering maybe just a bit obsessively during the night....
Yesterday he was dosed up again, more cold packs, and enforced sunglass wearing ALL DAY.
Took him straight to the doctor this morning, where he had special drops put in to make his eyeball glow in the dark. LITERALLY. In the darkened surgery room, all you could see was this one uranium-esq glowing eyeball. Freaky stuff. Luke was thrilled. It was just like his BEN 10 Omnitrix Alien watch that glows in the dark, AND just like RockFire's eyes that glow that colour ALL THE TIME (RockFire for you uninitiated, is one of the aliens Ben Tennyson turns into on Ben10...get with it people).
A prescription for drops and several jellybeans later and we were off to the pharmacy.
Whilst waiting for the prescription to be filled, there was Medicinal Coffee Shop Visit #2. The therapeutic effects, and healing powers of going to a coffee shop with mum during SCHOOL TIME after visiting the doctor or dentist should not be scoffed at. I swear it speeds up recovery time for ANY ailment. Once milkshake and the world's largest Monte Carlo biscuit was consumed, eye drops collected and then administered, it was back to class.
The Preppie boys were utterly gobsmacked and reeking white envy when they learned of Luke's glow-in-the-dark-RockFire-style eyeball. The bleeding eyeball had a profound effect on his male classmates and all looked at Luke with something akin to hero worship. I even overheard one boy whisper to his mate beside him."Wonder how I can get that?...."
Luke should look quite the part at this Saturday night's Halloween Party the school families have been invited to.